Hello!

hehe hi
o no not a newbie i had one before but i got rid of it i am a come back kid haha

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:From the Dark Minds that Brought you Lollies:

a scene in a cockpit...
-I spy with my little eye something beginning with S.
-Sky.
-Mm-hm.
-I spy with my little eye something beginning with C.
-Cloud.
-Yeah. Oh God, I'm so bored.
-I'm fed up with that game. Let's play another game, I know what..
-What?
(The Captain picks up a microphone.)
-(over intercom) "Hello, this is your Captain speaking. "There is absolutely no cause for concern." That'll get them thinking.
-"The wings are not on fire." Now they're thinking, er, 'why should he say that?'
- They've stopped eating; Looking a bit worried...
- Hang on, one of them is going to the washroom.
-Is he there yet?
-He's just closing the door... NOW!
-"Please return to your seats and fasten your seat-belts immediately."
-Yes... here he comes, going up the aisle like the clappers.
-Right. Safety regulations. "Please listen carefully. I want you, I want to remind you of some of the safety regulations, In the case of emergency it is vitally important to..."
-Hey, I've got an idea! "Hello, you will find your life-jackets under your seats."
-No, they're on the racks.
-Sh, shh, let them scrabble a bit. "I'm sorry, you will ind them on the racks above your heads."
-Aaah! Great, great, that was marvellous!
-Right. Gobbledegook. "The scransons above your heads are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats in front of you."
(looks out) Marvellous, milling about, climbing over the seats.
-"Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back and release it..."
- "but do not unfasten your safety belts." That got them back to their seats.
-"The emergency sprill MUST be released..."
-"but do not leave your seats."
-"Do not panic."
-"Tea will now be served."
-"Inflate your life-jackets"
-"and extinguish all cigarettes."
-"Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the racks on the other side of the aircraft."
-"Except for hand luggage..."
-"which you should sit on."
(They are in fits of laughter.)
Now have a look.
-Hang on... hang on... they've all jumped out!
-You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there was some trouble about this.

mehehe
oops hope ur enjoying ur hols
(i monty python)

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speed is life
altitude is life insurance
no one has ever collided with the sky

*evil laugh* no wait *evil cackle* meh he he. poke, nudge nudge. oh, ok. i have mega packing to do before sleepies. oh, it's the last last night of term that's not the last last night ever of school. i should celebrate...

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(Post match tennis interview)
Interviewer: So how are you feeling after the match?
Rachel: Quite....good. How are you feeling?
(Top quick Joke ever from Rach )

*is strangled by pokes*

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mobile phones are NOT permitted in class
mobile phone: *beep*
mrs cooke: "...what was that?"
carina: "pacemaker!"

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(Post match tennis interview)
Interviewer: So how are you feeling after the match?
Rachel: Quite....good. How are you feeling?
(Top quick Joke ever from Rach )

Thank u so much for the on Nobody's Listening
Really appreciate it..

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let's spit at the stars.

i your avatar

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GASP. attack of teh comic!

hey you obsessive PHAN-tom

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speed is life
altitude is life insurance
no one has ever collided with the sky

Hi! Just having a squiz at your page, which has your cool lineart-y thing, what's that called again... ummm... vector art! got it! yeah, so anyway, yay i don't have anymore exams! i'm gonna celebrate with a round of phantom of the opera.

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(Post match tennis interview)
Interviewer: So how are you feeling after the match?
Rachel: Quite....good. How are you feeling?
(Top quick Joke ever from Rach )